If your front door could talk, what funny or surprising thing would it say about who comes and goes?

A natural way to answer

It would say there's a steady stream of friends popping in for tea, which I think is rather nice. It might also mention that I never remember my keys and am forever ringing the bell.

Key phrases to use

• grass on — to tell someone in authority about another person's secret or wrongdoing“He grassed on his mates to avoid trouble.”
• bolts out — runs out suddenly and very fast“The dog bolts out the door the moment it opens.”